[the page is covered in grease stains, and there are a few ink splotches along the top; everything is dictated]
My,my, my. Isn't this an interesting place? So much potential packed intosuch a small container. This should be entertaining! Even Pestilencecould cause trouble here.
War? Death? Famine? Are any of you about? Weren't we just causing the End? I suppose we could start over here... I do miss my crown, though. [the last few lines have a large amount of ink smeared over them]